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New faculty inspire verisimilitude
March 30, 2007 – 1:51 am
Joshua Floyd
Staff Writer
Face it: Upstate is growing. A moment ago, the cafeteria suffered from an influx of hundreds of incoming freshman. Just before that, the construction crew stopped merrily ripping a giant hole in the ground and went on their lunch break. Where there was once empty space, the University is finding a way to expand within it. Last fall, roadwork permeated the campus environs; now, the Health Education Complex is under construction. The expansion is one of the most rapid in the state, as far as universities go.
It turns out I’m not a cosmetologist…
March 30, 2007 – 1:51 am
Erin DeZerne
Humor Columnist
I wasn’t always a bad girl. I was a girl scout once—Really! Somewhere in the DeZerne family vaults, I still have the tiny brown vest, matching beanie, and god-awful orange tie to show for my years in service to The Cookie.
But things change, as they are wont to do, and so I found myself deviating from the straight-and-narrow path late one summer morning, trimming a lion’s mane out of my Spitz-Chow’s thick, red fur. I don’t remember what necessitated Sophie’s haircut at that hour, but it had been so pressing that I could not wait until morning. The rest of the house had long since gone to bed, and so I was the only one awake: a solitary soul crouched on the floor of a dark living room, gleaming Fiskars in hand.
“One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” hits the right nerve
March 30, 2007 – 1:50 am
Joshua Floyd
Staff Writer
The theatre’s lights came on and brightened the dark stage for the Shoestring Player’s production of “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest,” and the first thing seen was the grays and blues crisscrossed with white tile-stripes that filled the stage. Standing like a monolith—decked completely with cold, polished windows and stark fluorescent light—was the nurse’s station of the asylum Jack Nicholson brought to life in the film version of this standout play.
Campus Police Get Serious About Underage Drinking
March 30, 2007 – 1:48 am
Stevie Kirby
Staff Writer
Underage drinking is a common problem in almost any region you go to. While many people are responsible even before they hit 21, there are still some who push the limit. Within the last year at USC Upstate, several students have run into trouble with the law over underage drinking. Most of these incidents have taken place around the North Campus as well as the Palmetto House.
Dear Margaret…
March 30, 2007 – 1:47 am
Dear
Margaret,
I think my boyfriend might be cheating on me. We don’t talk as much as we used to, and whenever I try to call, he’s usually busy or he sounds distracted. I love him, but I’m confused. I think there’s another woman involved. How should I handle this?
Dear Confused,
Red Hot Chili Peppers do it again
March 30, 2007 – 1:46 am
Stevie Kirby
Staff Writer
You know them and a lot of people love them too. The Red Hot Chili Peppers are back with a new hit album, “Stadium Arcadium.” This Californian quartet, known for their hooks and quirky song titles, made a huge impact on the public by winning Best Rock Album of The Year at the 2007 Grammy’s
and they are currently touring the country.
Gerhard’s brings Germany to Spartanburg
March 30, 2007 – 1:44 am
Jennifer Burgess
Managing Editor
Beside Converse Cinemas is a restaurant with a kind staff, diverse menu and interesting décor. It is Gerhard’s Café and you won’t be disappointed by its German and Austrian cuisine.
I ate in the casual dining area, strewn with authentic accents like a wild boar’s head and a centerpiece well which dominated the center of the room. A large shield adorned the ceiling. The many decorations meshed into one warm, inviting atmosphere.
2008 Presidential Hopeful Mitt Romney in Profile
March 30, 2007 – 1:43 am
Heather Blackwell
Staff Writer
The first presidential primary is a year away, but the candidates with unprecedented effort have ventured onto the campaign trail, some as early as a year ago and spending as much as $30 million.
The media is frenzied to publicize their favorite presidential hopefuls such as Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton. But one can only make proper discernments with balanced information. Attempting to do this, each upcoming issue of The Carolinian will highlight a different presidential “hopeful” from either the Democratic or Republican parties.